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Thursday, July 21, 2011
If you know my family, you know I come by it honestly.
So I'm engaged to be married. (Which is awesome)
At first, I thought that maybe I'm just a very private person, because I didn't feel the urge to run around telling everyone I saw.
Then I realized that I just can't abide dumbass questions. After hearing something truly moronic uttered, my ensuing inability to produce speech while my brain tries to process said extreme departure from rationality is a total buzzkill to my betrothed high.
The conversations (this has happened multiple times. seriously. I'm not kidding.) go exactly like this:
Me: (showing engagement ring on finger)
Dumbass: So does this mean you said yes??
What I'm tempted to say: Well, actually, I said no. I'm just wearing the ring because I'm part ferret and like stealing shiny things.
Response I actually produce:
At first, I thought that maybe I'm just a very private person, because I didn't feel the urge to run around telling everyone I saw.
Then I realized that I just can't abide dumbass questions. After hearing something truly moronic uttered, my ensuing inability to produce speech while my brain tries to process said extreme departure from rationality is a total buzzkill to my betrothed high.
The conversations (this has happened multiple times. seriously. I'm not kidding.) go exactly like this:
Me: (showing engagement ring on finger)
Dumbass: So does this mean you said yes??
What I'm tempted to say: Well, actually, I said no. I'm just wearing the ring because I'm part ferret and like stealing shiny things.
Response I actually produce:
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