At first, I thought that maybe I'm just a very private person, because I didn't feel the urge to run around telling everyone I saw.
Then I realized that I just can't abide dumbass questions. After hearing something truly moronic uttered, my ensuing inability to produce speech while my brain tries to process said extreme departure from rationality is a total buzzkill to my betrothed high.
The conversations (this has happened multiple times. seriously. I'm not kidding.) go exactly like this:
Me: (showing engagement ring on finger)
Dumbass: So does this mean you said yes??
What I'm tempted to say: Well, actually, I said no. I'm just wearing the ring because I'm part ferret and like stealing shiny things.
Response I actually produce:
Quit being such a Henderson and shout it out- of course FB does that for you....!
ReplyDeleteI like shiny things too- what size is it?